Tim Gettys' Previously Immaculate Blue Eyes

There used to be a time when Tim Gettys had the best baby blue eyes in all of San Francisco, and everything was right in the world. All nations universally agreed that bagels were only truly bagels if boiled, and Kevin had yet to spill the second banana milkshake on the floor of Kinda Funny's studio. But it was not to last - for after a freak accident involving a cat, lawn flamingos, and a copy of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on DVD, Tim Gettys was forced to relinquish his baby blue luster, and have surgery performed on his eyes.

To this very day, photographs and videos of Tim Getty's eyes before his surgery are venerated around the globe, and remain a subject of endless fascination with the field of ophthalmology. Rumor has it that Pope Benedict XVI was even planning on decreeing February the 9th to be a holiday devoted to admiring the eyes, but that these plans were nixed after the aforementioned banana milkshake incident led him to announce his resignation.