Tim’s Relationship with Disneyland

It’s well known that Disneyland has a comprehensive system of tunnels underneath its attractions – one that is used by both cast members during work, and the Mole Men whenever the latter make a bid to take over the surface. Less well known, however, is that this system of tunnels – and Disneyland as a whole – were originally built to study, and eventually hide the existence of the Hypeteorite, a hype-infused meteor that landed in Anaheim in 1869. It’s this interstellar curio that brings Tim back to Disneyland time and time again: whenever he runs out of hype (which usually occurs after a large-scale live event like Kinda Funny Prom, or after he and Nick taste-test a new Taco Bell item), Tim ventures to Disneyland, sneaks into the mess of tunnels underneath it, and basks himself in the Hypeteorite’s glow to replenish himself. His grandiose professions of love for Disney’s theme park on Kinda Funny’s shows are all merely a façade that he maintains so that he can hide this activity from both his co-hosts and the DSP (the Disney Secret Police).

The only time Tim visited Disneyland for reasons other than the Hypeteorite was the time he helped coordinate Curran’s marriage proposal. According to eye witnesses, Tim was staring in awe at his surroundings half of the time, as all of his previous visits to the park had left him with little time to explore its surface attractions.