That Time Tim and Alfredo ran a Coffee Shop

This is one of those instances where the topic of the article you're currently staring at - the time Tim and Alfredo ran a coffee shop in the late 2000s - is way, way better than any nonsense I could ever come up with, so I'm just going to include the video of Tim recounting the story in its full, unedited glory, and call it a day. (Hey man - I need breaks every now and then! I spend an ungodly amount of hour concocting these wikis; if you have a better version of this story, tweet it at me and I'll include it underneath the video (I'll also accept poetry about Alfredo's hula dancing career.))