Tim Gettypedia Wiki

Holy Lords of Hype, is This Tim Gettypedia, The Official Tim Gettys Wiki!?
Hell yeah it is! This wiki contains everything you ever wanted to know about Forbes 30 Under 30's blue-eyed bombshell, Tim Gettys. (As well as additional information about Kevin Coello that you didn't want to know about!)

Wow, I'm Getting Pretty Hyped! But are There any Rules That I Need to Know About First?
1. Be cool (and don't add anything to this wiki that is, or could be interpreted as offensive, because this wiki is all in good fun!)

2. Be cool (and keep this wiki focused on the life and relationships of Tim Gettys, and Tim Gettys alone.)

3. Be cool (and take off that sweater if you're not yet.)

4. Be cool (and if you're still not cool, follow Cool Greg on Twitter; he'll teach you how to be cool!)

Cool! What Articles can I Read That Will get me Even More Hyped?
Might I recommend you read about about...

...Tim Gettys' exploits as the physical embodiment of hype prior to joining Kinda Funny?

...Tim's previously immaculate blue eyes?

...the Shocking Truth behind why Tim loves Disneyland so much?

...Tim's Relationship with Sonic The Hedgehog?

...Why Tim resembles Greg Miller so much?

...Tim, Kevin, and Alfredo's quest to find those Mass Effect 3 discs that were shot into space?

...and, last but not least, whether or not Tim has beat Cuphead?

You're guaranteed to come away 690% more hyped after checking out any one of those articles! But if for some reason you don't, you can check out all of the wiki's other articles here, and see what works best with you.

My Heart is Starting to Hurt, I Think I'm Overdosing on Hype! What do I do?
Fear not - it's impossible to overdose on hype! But if you need a quick break all the same, be sure to check out the four other wikis that I (Alexander Kozina) created: NickScarpedia, Kevin Coellopedia, Greg Millerpedia, and Andy Cortezedia.

Also: I'm currently aiming to be Kinda Funny's next Up-and-Comer, and would be extra-hyped if you voted for me when the nominations open up. #KozinaForKindaFunny!